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Presidents & School Kids

Dear Joe,
What is that saying “a picture is worth a thousand words?”
Love,
Dad


Here is what Obama needs set up to talk to a few school children. Not much room for kids. Still needs to have the teleprompters. The secret service guy in back keeps eyes out for any terrorist-type-8-year-old with tea partying parents.

Here’s what the last guy needed.

World’s Greatest Train Set

Dear Joe,
Remember that scale model railroad old Mr. Gibbons gave us. We had fun with it for a little while, nothing like these guys have done.
Love,
Dad


Two German brothers have put this TRAIN SET together.

DON’T FORGET to click on the link at the end and view this in motion.

This is the world’s biggest train set.
Covers 1,150 square meters / 12,380 square feet…
Features almost six miles of track and is still not complete…

Twin brothers Frederick and Gerrit Braun, 41, began work on the ‘Miniatur Wunderland’ in 2000

The set covers six regions including America, Switzerland, Scandinavia, Germany, and the Austrian Alps

The American section features giant models of the Rocky Mountains, Everglades, Grand-Canyon, etc…

…and Mount Rushmore

The Swiss section has a mini-Matterhorn

The Scandinavian part has a 4ft long passenger ship floating in a ‘fjord’

It is expected to be finished in 2014, when the train set will cover more than 1,800 square meters / (19,376 sq ft) and feature almost 13 miles of track, by which time detailed models of parts of France, Italy and the UK will have been added…

It comprises 700 trains with more than 10,000 carriages and wagons

The longest train is 46ft long

The scenery includes 900 signals, 2,800 buildings, 4,000 cars – many with illuminated headlights…

…and 160,000 individually designed figures

Thousands of kilograms of steel and wood was used to construct the scenery…

The 250,000 lights are rigged up to a system that mimics night and day by automatically turning them on and off

The whole system is controlled from a massive high-tech nerve centre

In total the set has taken 500,000 hours and more than 8 million euro to put together, the vast majority of which has come from ticket sales

Gerrit said: “Our idea was to build a world that men, woman, and children can be equally astonished and amazed in.”

Frederik added: “Whether gambling in Las Vegas , hiking in the Alps or paddling in Norwegian fjords – in Wunderland everything is possible.”

Remember Van T. Barfoot

Dear Joe,
It’s amazing how we are more likely to learn about someone when they do something wrong than when they do it right.
Love,
Dad


On June 15, 1919, Van T. Barfoot was born in Edinburg — probably didn’t make much news back then.

Twenty-five years later, on May 23, 1944, near Carano , Italy , Van T. Barfoot, who had enlisted in the Army in 1940, set out to flank German machine gun positions from which fire was coming down on his fellow soldiers. He advanced through a minefield, took out three enemy machine gun positions and returned with 17 prisoners of war.

If that wasn’t enough for a day’s work, he later took on and destroyed three German tanks sent to retake the machine gun positions.

That probably didn’t make much news either, given the scope of the war, but it did earn Van T. Barfoot, who retired as a colonel after also serving in Korea and Vietnam , a Congressional Medal of Honor.

What did make news last week was a neighborhood association’s quibble with how the 90-year-old veteran chose to fly the American flag outside his suburban Virginia home. Seems the rules said a flag could be flown on a house-mounted bracket, but, for decorum, items such as Barfoot’s 21-foot flagpole were unsuitable.

He had been denied a permit for the pole, erected it anyway and was facing court action if he didn’t take it down. Since the story made national TV, the neighborhood association has rethought its position and agreed to indulge this old hero who dwells among them.

“In the time I have left I plan to continue to fly the American flag without interference,” Barfoot told The Associated Press.

As well he should.

And if any of his neighbors still takes a notion to contest him, they might want to read his Medal of Honor citation. It indicates he’s not real good at backing down.

Van T. Barfoot’s Medal of Honor citation:

This 1944 Medal of Honor citation, listed with the National Medal of Honor Society, is for Second Lieutenant Van T. Barfoot, 157th Infantry, 45th Infantry:

“For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty on 23 May 1944, near Carano , Italy . With his platoon heavily engaged during an assault against forces well entrenched on commanding ground, 2d Lt. Barfoot moved off alone upon the enemy left flank. He crawled to the proximity of 1 machinegun nest and made a direct hit on it with a hand grenade, killing 2 and wounding 3 Germans. He continued along the German defense line to another machinegun emplacement, and with his tommygun killed 2 and captured 3 soldiers. Members of another enemy machinegun crew then abandoned their position and gave themselves up to Sgt. Barfoot. Leaving the prisoners for his support squad to pick up, he proceeded to mop up positions in the immediate area, capturing more prisoners and bringing his total count to 17. Later that day, after he had reorganized his men and consolidated the newly captured ground, the enemy launched a fierce armored counterattack directly at his platoon positions. Securing a bazooka, Sgt. Barfoot took up an exposed position directly in front of 3 advancing Mark VI tanks. >From a distance of 75 yards his first shot destroyed the track of the leading tank, effectively disabling it, while the other 2 changed direction toward the flank. As the crew of the disabled tank dismounted, Sgt. Barfoot killed 3 of them with his tommygun. He continued onward into enemy terrain and destroyed a recently abandoned German fieldpiece with a demolition charge placed in the breech. While returning to his platoon position, Sgt. Barfoot, though greatly fatigued by his Herculean efforts, assisted 2 of his seriously wounded men 1,700 yards to a position of safety. Sgt. Barfoot’s extraordinary heroism, demonstration of magnificent valor, and aggressive determination in the face of point blank fire are a perpetual inspiration to his fellow soldiers.”

What Drinking Will Do To You

Dear Joe,
I’m enjoy this email as I sip my evening cocktail. The sunset tonight is spectacular.
Love,
Dad


6 beers

2 glasses of wine
 

2 glasses of wine – shared of course
 

Too many margaritas
 

3 Kamikazes
 

7 Rum & Cokes

1 large Purple Haze

3 martinis

1 bottle of Tequila



If you got a chuckle or smile, pass it on to someone who
Loves animals too.
And even if they are not animal people, send it any way, this is too cute to keep to yourself.

Best Duct Tape Story Ever

Dear Joe,
Remember how you loved duct tape and super glue when you were growing up? Wait until you see these pictures.
Love,
Dad


During a private fly-in fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. Overnight, a bear smelled it. This is what the bear did to the plane.

The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic. He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!


Duct Tape – Never Leave Home Without It.

1948 Tucker

Dear Joe,
Have you seen this email before? It’s been mailed to me about three times in the past year. Maybe it just strikes a chord with my friends but I thought you might be interested too.
Love,
Dad


We were driving back from Las Vegas when we came upon a mint-condition ’48 Tucker, having tire problems. The tire was not flat, but starting to come apart. We followed him to an abandoned gas station in Yermo, Ca. to get out of the desert sun, and helped him change the tire.

During the process I got some great photos of a great car. I don’t remember the owner’s name, but he and his wife had purchased the car brand new in 1948, and were returning from a Tucker rally in Las Vegas. Most of the Tuckers had been trucked or trailered into the rally, but they had driven this one from San Francisco.

See more pictures of the 1948 Tucker.