Dear Joe,
Wait until you check out this email. I had to read it twice before I got it.
Love,
Dad
Wait until you check out this email. I had to read it twice before I got it.
Love,
Dad
MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS
ISLAMANIAC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH
The implant is specifically designed to be placed beneath the skin of the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to Allah.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anaesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
